Mind Expander Gifts

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"People! You must think for yourselves and I'm going to tell you how."

Memory Upgrade.

"Baldo, is that a car magazine? Son, you should read things that make you a better person...that expand your mind...that challenge you to greatness."

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Collective Psyche

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'