Digital Mind Explorer Gifts

'We'll get nowhere until I understand your fondest hopes and desires. Let me analyze your hard drive.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Sigmund Freud.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Collective Psyche

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'