Science Of The Mind Explorer Gifts

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Don't Take No For an Answer

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Reflection (with bubbles)

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Confirmation Bias

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'