Mind Expander Mugs

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"People! You must think for yourselves and I'm going to tell you how."

Memory Upgrade.

"Baldo, is that a car magazine? Son, you should read things that make you a better person...that expand your mind...that challenge you to greatness."

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

X-ray Psychology.

Collective Psyche

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Lost and Profound.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."