Mind Unlocker Mugs

Brain versus Religion.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Don't even think about it."

Collective Psyche

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Stealing thoughts.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."