Mind Sharpener Mugs

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Innovative

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

X-ray Psychology.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'