Mind Sharpener Mugs

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Innovative

X-ray Psychology.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Didn't you just say that?"

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."