Bird Migration Gifts

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The fate of the emigrant

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Do me next."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Cat in a tank...

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."