Anniversary Of Immigration Gifts

I came to this country 65 years ago, with just the clothes on my back and a dollar in my pocket

The fate of the emigrant

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

UK border controls relaxed.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

The Monroe Doctrine

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Authorization for the Use of Farce

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Obama visits Mexico

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

Animal immigration

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"It's written in invisible ink."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

Russian war crimes

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Proxy War Redux

No ID, No Problem

Not So Into This One

Latinos in the USA

Human Rights

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.