Political Anniversary Gifts

Iraq Study Group Sneak Preview

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

The 4 Stages of Government Responsiveness

Mitch McConnell's Impartial Justice

The Liberal Party jealous of Disraeli's 'Peace with Honuor' in the Balkans

'What ever happened to that bridge to the 21st Century?'

Unlikely to clear up before the election.

"There's a message on my phone from the commander in tweet."

The Monroe Doctrine

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

Attorney General Barr

No More Briefings

Russian war crimes

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Dating is so expensive...

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Things I love about Powell River...

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Regular service or affected?"

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

The end of election 2016

"I propose we build a panic room."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I'm going in."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."