Political Anniversary Gifts

Mitch McConnell's Impartial Justice

The Liberal Party jealous of Disraeli's 'Peace with Honuor' in the Balkans

'What ever happened to that bridge to the 21st Century?'

Unlikely to clear up before the election.

"There's a message on my phone from the commander in tweet."

The Monroe Doctrine

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

Attorney General Barr

No More Briefings

Russian war crimes

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

The end of election 2016

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I'm going in."

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."