Political Anniversaries Gifts

Only in America

Not so tricky, Dick.

Saudi leader swings on surrendering arms.

"That's your defense, Mr Odgrass? Tearing down the capitol and killing liberals is 'free speech'?"

They're Not Just That Into It

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

New Resident of Downing Street

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

"I'm going in."

Authorization for the Use of Farce

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

The end of election 2016

"I propose we build a panic room."

The Hug

"Take the severance package, Hayward. The rest of the board wanted a ritual slaying."

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"