Political Milestone Gifts

The Nuclear Agreement

Brexit: A moment of Enlightenment?

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris on Inauguration Day.

Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf

New heart throb.

Brown: So you're just hanging around, eh? Cameron: Right, just hangin' 'round...

Kamala Harris inauguration caricature

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

New Resident of Downing Street

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Win - win

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."