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Populist outrage against migrants.

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

Trump to Build Wall

Man guarding a written border.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Geese and Angels

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Not So Into This One

A Migrating Chicken

If Animals Were Racist...

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Duck writing love letter to hunter

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Plane Migration.

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Goose Bus.

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.

Europe

'You're making my job much harder.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'