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"The recession mean economic migrants are returning home..."

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

A Migrating Chicken

Let's try to flip this house before we fly back up North.

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Geese and Angels

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

If Animals Were Racist...

Massive ICE raids announced

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

'I have a full thermos of coffee and some snacks: We can start our migration now...'

Goose Bus.

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Migration to the Netherlands

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'