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"The recession mean economic migrants are returning home..."

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

A Migrating Chicken

Let's try to flip this house before we fly back up North.

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Geese and Angels

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Build the Wall Back Better

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

If Animals Were Racist...

Massive ICE raids announced

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

Goose Bus.