Mass Transit Observer Gifts

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Butterflies and moths

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

Subway Chanteys

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Drive Thru Police Station

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Crossing the Road

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

Season Finale

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."