Commute Observer Gifts

The Underground Police

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A white collar cow.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

Running Latte

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Jungle Taxi