Commuter Dynamics Observer Gifts

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Parrot annoying dog.

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"What?!"

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

Season Finale

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"

The Underground Police

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Mom to other about hyper kid: 'Our little firecracker was born on the fourth of July. That's why we named him 'Boomer'.'

"It's O.K., it's just the cyclical nature of our business."

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

A vampire is positioned upside down at a bus stop, looking at its cell phone.

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

Stingy lodger is suspicious of the servant girl

No, I don't want to build a fort.

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

'Don't blame me, missus - that's where your husband wanted it!'

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

"It's impossible to get any sleep around here after eight o'clock in the morning!"

Covid Travels

"Relax people - only dandruff."