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The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Is Driving Doomed?

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

The Train to Nowhere

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Butterflies and moths

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Subway Chanteys

Crossing the Road

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Drive Thru Police Station

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

Season Finale

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Our friends aren't the only thing headed south, Fred.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'