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Subway Chanteys

Stopping the bus.

The Train to Nowhere

"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

HS2

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Subway Thrillers

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Bus for Giraffes.

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Eric Adams Caricature

"Don't make eye contact..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Getting Closer

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'