Mass Transit Enthusiast Pillows

Subway Chanteys

Stopping the bus.

"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

The next fast train has gone.

Subway Thrillers

HS2

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Eric Adams Caricature

Bus for Giraffes.

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

Planned service changes

"I took the road less travelled..."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

What Holds the Subway Together?