Mass Transit Gifts

Is Driving Doomed?

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

SF NO

Jungle Taxi

"XIVth Street"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

HS2

Doubledecker bus stop

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

The Train to Nowhere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Eric Adams Caricature

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

We're barely gonna make it!

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Bus Stop

"I gave on the E train."