Migration Observer Mugs

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

Schengen

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"I love people-watching."

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

A Migrating Chicken

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

People in street, "Ooh doesn't he take after his dad"

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Europe

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

Drive Thru Police Station

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Comparing the migrant crisis caused by war in the Middle East with the possible future migrant crisis caused by climate change.

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank