Immigration Watchdog Gifts

'Well it's nearer 700,000 to be more precise'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Fact amnesty"

Bush farewell.

Legalish

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

EU Deal

Donald Trump

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'