Migration Admirer Gifts

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Thug life on safari.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Sun Worshipers

Road Kill Cafe.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

At the baby oil factory.

A Migrating Chicken

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Australasia.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Pearly Queen Gates

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

American high street

Richard Branson caricature.

Brexit

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Sloth Action Movie

Sleeping dummy.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Monkey with banana.'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"