Migration Admirer Gifts

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Thug life on safari.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Sun Worshipers

At the baby oil factory.

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Road Kill Cafe.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

A Migrating Chicken

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Australasia.

Pearly Queen Gates

American high street

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Sloth Action Movie

Sleeping dummy.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Brexit

'Monkey with banana.'

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

"Roger picked up an interesting object on one of the islands we passed through..."

Stonehenge Squarepants