Immigration Enthusiast Gifts

Willie Horton, Trump Edition

Sell us Alaska and save yourselves the embarrassment of having to come to America through Ellis Island.

Illegal Immigration Centre.

Ellis Island to Giligan's Island.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Bureaucratic immigration procedures

"Okay...I'll hold the ball and you run up and kick it, then you hold the ball and I'll run up and kick it, then I'll hold the ball and..."

"Australian points based immigration, is backfiring."

Migrant Centre

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Build the Wall Back Better

Massive ICE raids announced

A Migrating Chicken

US Border Controls

Texas judge federal immigration law slows Obama

Plane Migration.

"I have family who are illegal immigrants, but they Mayflower was full of immigrants and they didn't have their papers either!"

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

Wealth Inequality and Immigration

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

It's time for Immigration Reform.

"There's always a way around it....."

"Go back where you came from!! Can't you see I'm busy protecting our own children?!"

The Lady's a Tramp

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

'Mother says the Border Patrol was VERY rude!'

Hypocricy of advocates of the 'Chinese Wall' around the US

Trump: a breath of fresh air.