Immigration Law Enthusiast Gifts

Massive ICE raids announced

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

Invade/Fail/Deny

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Viva Belarus!

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Refugee Crisis