Territory Defender Gifts

"Declaw ME, will they..."

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

The dominant male leaves a pungent marker to identify his territory. It's a warning to others...keep away!

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Smokey The Tree"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I can see our house from here."

Nuclear waste.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I will avenge you, Father."

Pasadena Playhouse War

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

"Don't invade his space."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Fish with Shield

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

COP26 GLASGOW

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

Deforestation

COP26

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

Modern ark

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

'And there is the Black Sea, Dad?' 'No, no, this is the Gulf of Mexico.'