Career Wanderer Gifts

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Free Range Employees.

"What's your occupation?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."