Career Wanderer Prints

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Free Range Employees.

"What's your occupation?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

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