Quirky Career Fans Gifts

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

The world's most unemployable family

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Bovine Proctology Graduation

She was always an introvert.

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

"Never seen a cow before?"

"Seats in all parts!"

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'There were a lot of highly qualified applicants, but I was particularly impressed by your resume.'

"Your resumé looks great. I just don't think you have the right ego for our company."

Personnel Dept. The nice thing about your job is there will be no way to get a demotion.

"Any other skills?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Sure, I'll hire you -- I could use a good tax loss this year.'

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

"PHD! I'm impressed with your credentials."