Quirky Situation Fans Gifts

"Never seen a cow before?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"It's not what you think."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Freak Accident Specialist

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

I knew that guy was bad news.

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Blind dog.

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Scarecrow Goalie

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

"So close."

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."