Quirky Situation Fans Prints

"Never seen a cow before?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"It's not what you think."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Holy S**t!'

'This motel doesn't have WiFi. So NOW who's going to babysit the kids??'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Blind dog.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

Scarecrow Goalie

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"So close."

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'