Quirky Career Fans Prints

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

The world's most unemployable family

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

"Never seen a cow before?"

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Seats in all parts!"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'There were a lot of highly qualified applicants, but I was particularly impressed by your resume.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"Your resumé looks great. I just don't think you have the right ego for our company."

"Any other skills?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Sure, I'll hire you -- I could use a good tax loss this year.'

Mole saving a goal.

"PHD! I'm impressed with your credentials."