Quirky Performers Fan Prints

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'He's maturing early.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Magic mushroom

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

Spoonstock.

"No-chance the rapper"

'Flea and tick circus'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

Alison Pill

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

Hillbilly.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

The man who could throw his voice.