Quirky Performers Fan Prints

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Anna Calvi

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'He's maturing early.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Tom Mullica.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

She was always an introvert.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Magic mushroom

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'Flea and tick circus'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Adult Magician

Spoonstock.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"No-chance the rapper"

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

'Twitter Tweet'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'It's a spinoff from the Weather Channel.'

Alison Pill

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

Hillbilly.

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

The man who could throw his voice.

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano