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Bovine Proctology Graduation

Pernalogist

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The world's most unemployable family

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Blend Schools

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"Besides, 'Not working for this crappy company,' where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

Latrinologist

"Any other skills?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

Curse of the mutant gene.

'Tell me why you want to work here. Tell me why anyone would want to work here.'

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

Career options for fleas were limited.

'Candor is a plus.'

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'