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Bovine Proctology Graduation

Pernalogist

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The world's most unemployable family

Blend Schools

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'I'm afraid I can't do business with you, Miss Carstairs -- you're just too damned cute.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"Besides, 'Not working for this crappy company,' where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

"My wife's career is in ruins... She's an archaeologist!"

Latrinologist

"Any other skills?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

To develop your career Doctor, you really need to specalise.. have you conciered nostrils..

'Tell me why you want to work here. Tell me why anyone would want to work here.'

Curse of the mutant gene.

Career options for fleas were limited.

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

'Candor is a plus.'

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'That would be your perfect job...paid to do nothing!'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'