School Switchers Gifts

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

Yummy Mummies

Currently Boston

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

Respected Professionals

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'I've been transferred again.'

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'