School Switchers T-Shirts

"I've been traded to another school for $10 million over 4 years"

Yummy Mummies

Currently Boston

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Respected Professionals

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'I've been transferred again.'

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Where Are They Now?

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!