Celebrate new academic adventures with our t-shirts designed for school transitioners. Bright, witty, and inspiring, these tees are perfect for empowering students, teachers, or parents stepping into a new chapter.
Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.
Mother Quiet Zone
'I have this fear of the real world...'
'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'
A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.
The lesser of two evils.
Don't you hate...
"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"
'Our goal is for you to successfully transition to your new job before retirement age.'
'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'
"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"
"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"
"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"
'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'
"There - is outplacement a challenge or what?"
"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."
'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'
"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."
They were right. Life did get better after middle school.
"Why yes, I love Charades! Do, it rhymes with 'wired' and is my next career move. . ."
'Do I have to enter a plea?'
"Recently separated."
'You are new here, aren't you?'
'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'
"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."
'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'
Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.
'Why, yes. . . Bert did work as a mortgage broker before opening this place. . . How'd you guess?'
"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."
All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.
'Why did you leave your last job?'
'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'
'This goalie used to be a jockey.'
"Why yes, I love Charades! So, it rhymes with 'wired' and is my next career move..."
"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."
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