Home-school Transition T-Shirts

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

The lesser of two evils.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

They're behind me aren't they?

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Snacks for Learners

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

Home Schooled On The Range

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'You are new here, aren't you?'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

Teaching from Home

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

Professional Parents

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'