Home-school Transition Gifts

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

The lesser of two evils.

They're behind me aren't they?

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Snacks for Learners

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'You are new here, aren't you?'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

Teaching from Home

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

Last day of home school.

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

Professional Parents

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'