Homeschooling Transition Gifts

The lesser of two evils.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Home Schooled On The Range

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

Pandemic-parenting

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

They were right. Life did get better after middle school.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

'Do I have to enter a plea?'