Homeschooler Gifts

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

The lesser of two evils.

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Home Schooled On The Range

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Pandemic-parenting

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"We're home-enlightening him."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"