Home School Educator Gifts

Home Schooled On The Range

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

The lesser of two evils.

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Homeschooling

Snacks for Learners

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

"Another home-schooled lawyer..."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

Teaching from Home

"College?! Are you crazy?! Thanks to the coronavirus, you'll be lucky to graduate from the kitchen and continue schooling in the dining room!"

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

Homeschooling during lockdown

Professional Parents

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'