Homeschooler Pillows

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

I'm home-schooling him.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Pandemic-parenting

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"I may have to go back into the office - we're running low on stationery."