Homeschool Educator Pillows

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Homeschooled Doctor. Mom says: 'After you set your sister's leg one more time we'll take a milk and cookies break...'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

The lesser of two evils.

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

Last day of home school.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

They're behind me aren't they?

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

Homeschooling

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Pandemic-parenting

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

I'm home-schooling him.

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Home Schooled On The Range

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment