Homeschool Educator Pillows

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Homeschooled Doctor. Mom says: 'After you set your sister's leg one more time we'll take a milk and cookies break...'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

The lesser of two evils.

'Papa! Guess what! Evolution is making a lot of sense to me!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Home Schooling'

Covid and Restarting School

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

"Home school marching band"

Homeschooling

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Pandemic-parenting

Home Schooled On The Range

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"We're home-enlightening him."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."