Home-schooler Gifts

"With the internet I can access information 24/7 so I decided I don't need to go to school."

"It's so obvious! So who are you going to believe? Your own two eyes or some old teacher?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

Home Schooled On The Range

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

I'm home-schooling him.

Pandemic-parenting

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'