Home School Completion Gifts

home School graduation.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The lesser of two evils.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

They're behind me aren't they?

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Homeschooling

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Home school marching band"

Snacks for Learners

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Pandemic-parenting

Home Schooled On The Range

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'