Home Schooling Graduation Gifts

'A toast to the graduate. You're in a class by yourself.'

Green Balloon

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

'Home Schooling'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

School holidays

"How was prom?"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Dad, does BC mean 'Before Covid'?"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Snacks for Learners

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'