Home-school Graduation Gifts

"Graduation day at Home School."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Green Balloon

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Home Schooling'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

i-teddy

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"How was prom?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

School holidays

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

They're behind me aren't they?

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

Snacks for Learners

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Children playing in the street

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"

'Kids, if I'd gotten into computers, instead of baseball, I'd have a job now!'