Home-school Graduation Gifts

"Graduation day at Home School."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Green Balloon

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

I need to set upmy own company.

'Home Schooling'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

i-teddy

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

School holidays

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"How was prom?"

They're behind me aren't they?

Snacks for Learners

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Children playing in the street

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

"No, when I said I dropped out of school, I meant I fell out the WINDOW."

"Tell me the story about Jonah and the big fish again, Dad."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

'That's Friday, Ed.'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"My essay is titled Essay: Educational Tool or Tired Cliche?"