Home School Completion Pillows

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'Home Schooling'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

The lesser of two evils.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

They're behind me aren't they?

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Snacks for Learners

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Homeschooling

"Home school marching band"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Home Schooled On The Range

Pandemic-parenting

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

'Do you know what an octopus is?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I asked the parents to get involved more and now they're home-schooling."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Dad’s Homework Assignment